Ew

Ew ew ew ew ew!

I'm sitting at my desk, reading a blog that I've quite come to like, waiting out the next 1/2 hour until someone comes to relieve me and I can "relieve" myself. Out of the corner of my eye I see a black spot on my desk...moving. I look a little more closely and it's a hideous, hard shelled, scary looking thing with lots of legs and a direct line toward my arm.

There were two clients waiting for their attorney so I wasn't trying to bring any attention to myself or my (non-important) crisis. Keeping one eye on the nasty bug I opened my top drawer, looking for one the napkins I usually keep in there. All gone. See, other people sit at my desk after I leave and lord knows that nothing is ever the same when I come back in the next morning. It seems someone needed a lot of napkins last night. With some quick thinking I grabbed one of the myriad business cards that vendors like to give me (as if I'm going to pass them on to someone or actually use them myself) and squashed the unwelcome intruder. It made a horrifically disgusting crunching sound. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.